BRAD'S DOWNLOADS
Updated on Valentines Day, 2001
NEW: NASTY -- This is the nastiest injury I've ever seen. This is REALLY NASTY looking. A wrestler from WCW named Sid Vicious jumps off a turnbuckle and his leg COMPLETELY snaps in half on impact, and apparently his bone was protruding out of his leg after this happened. You MUST download this!
Funniness: 0/10 (Well, it depends on how sick in the head you are)
Nastiness: 11/10
NEW: DONKEY -- This is funny shit here...a man who seems to be having a crap in a field, is chased by a horny donkey...at first, I thought it was just a stupid donkey having a bit of fun - but then you notice the animal's massive throbbing wang, and you realize the donkey actually wants to bone this innocent man. And in the end...the donkey succeeds. HAHA.
Funniness: 9/10
NEW: DOG -- From the looks of it, this dog is in some sort of competition in this clip. Who knows, he could have turned out the winner if it wasn't for this little mishap. Hmmm...any chance of this dog winning is ruined when he stops what he is doing to take a nice, lovely crap.
Funniness: 7/10
NEW: POLE -- This will make your eyes water...if you're a male. Just watch. Seriously, this is NASTY looking.
Funniness: 4/10...another "OUCH" type of clip.
NEW: NOSE PICK -- Big fat dude picks his nose and eats it. I don't know, but this guy makes nose picking look extremely disgusting. Take a look.
Funniness: 7/10
CROC -- There are some complete fools in this world, and here is a perfect example of one. Why anybody would stick their head in a crocodile's mouth is a mystery, but it gives us all a little something to laugh at when the croc slams his jaws shut! This is funny because the stupid ass-munch gets everything he deserves.
Funniness: 8/10
DUMB -- This is pretty funny. Some dumb ass athlete goes for a jump but all he achieves is a good knock in the face. Now thanks to the internet he can be laughed at worldwide.
Funniness: 8/10
HORSE -- Man brands a horse...then receives a kick that sends him flying.
Funniness: 6/10
SOCCER -- Similar to the tennis clip - somebody breaks a bone. This one is nasty looking. Especially when they do a close-up of it...oooooh.
Funniness: 6/10
TENNIS -- OK, just watch this woman's left foot. Cool, true?
Funniness: 6/10
OUCH -- What a sick world we live in where we laugh at this sort of thing...oh well, download this for a laugh. This clip will leave you saying "Ouch" for sure. Somebody tell these fans not to take their soccer so seriously.
Funniness: 8/10...you will laugh at this if you are an extremely sick individual, otherwise you will look at it and say "Ouch...is this supposed to be funny??"
HOT DOG -- I may never eat a hot dog again after seeing this clip. Watch it and you may think twice about eating them as well. Hmmm.
Funniness: 7/10
PISS -- Son pisses on his helpless father's head on the beach. The dad's face is pretty funny. This is worth downloading.
Funniness: 7/10
FART -- Some dude tries to light up his fart...but something goes wrong.
Funniness: 7/10
DIRTY PRIEST -- Hmm...this priest is a bit of a pervert. Is this an accident? You decide.
Funniness: 6/10
CAT ATTACK -- Small toddler is strolling peacefully, only to be pounced upon by a cat. I was laughing my ass off at this one. You'll just love the surprise he gets when the cat just springs out of nowhere!
Funniness: 9/10
SUPER-FART -- Woman lights up her fart. This must be seen to believed. Anybody who can pull it off this good deserves some credit.
Funniness: 5/10 - This isn't really that funny. It's was put on this page because it is awesome.
ELEPHANT -- Man's head goes up an elephant's anus. Pretty cool.
Funniness: 7/10
SLICE GIRLS -- This clip is worth getting if you would like to slice and dice the Spice Girls to death. This is great!
Funniness: 7/10
HORSE ASS -- Man is thrown directly into the anal hole of a horse. Hehe.
Funniness: 6/10
PRO BIKER -- Ouch.
Funniness: 6/10...well, I guess it depends on whether you think people flying off motorcycles is funny or not.
NEW: CHRISTINA -- This is an awesome clip. If you have heard The Real Slim Shady by Eminem, you probably know that Em dissed Christina Aguilera in the song. This song here for you to download is Christina Aguilera(well, I've heard that it actually wasn't her) creating her own version of the song called Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up...it's very well done and pretty damn funny - DOWNLOAD IT!
Funniness: 8/10
NEW: BRITNEY -- I guess it's true that Britney Spears is just a "Regular teenager", because in this 100% REAL clip, she is backstage at a concert and forgets that her microphone is on...and proceeds to swear her heart out 'cause she is a little pissed about her costume. This clip is pretty controversial, and was all over the news a while ago, and it's worth the download. So if you have always wanted to hear BRITNEY CUSSING as if she was back in high school get this clip!
Funniness: 8/10
NEW: EVIL -- This is a sound clip taken from the movie Austin Powers, where Dr. Evil is in therapy. I love this!
Funniness: 9/10
PIZZA -- Imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger owned a Pizza Shop. OK, if you can manage that, here is your result. This is mad!
Funniness: 8/10
BOOBIE -- Send up of the Britney Spears song "Baby, One More Time".
Funniness: 7/10
ORGASM -- Donald Duck having sex! This is fantastic! Just wait until the climax!
Funniness: 9/10
HOMER -- Homer Simpson having sex!
Funniness: 7/10
NEW: COOL -- Here is something EVERYONE will love! It is a Word Document, and who would have thought you could do something this mad with it?? I recommend you download this, it's awesome.
BUT you must follow these steps to pull it off:
- select
all the text
- reduce to 50%
- align on the left
- set the font size to 9
- change the font in "courier new"
WARNING: Contains nudity...well, sort of.
Funniness: 9/10
NEW: MORNING -- This is fantastic. Get it now. You will get quite a shock in the end...but it's pretty damn funny.
Funniness: 9/10
SANTA -- Uh...yeah this is just a funny little file with a lovely song about Santa. Get it! (Thanks to Chiera for this...it's MAD!! You're a gun Mark!!)
Funniness: 7/10
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